Another Highjacking

23 10 2011

Can we all agree it is all relative? Let’s move from there and I will make a point. Big things change slowly, while you, personally, may feel karma, if you buy that shit, instantaneously. Well, let’s talk about the stealing of  a meal and a holiday. I won’t argue the whole state but I wouldn’t want LA to be one big TJ, which is no good to anyone.

The burrito, I would argue, is an american classic, right up there with pizza. But I suppose it hasn’t always been this way. Sure, America fuct it up with Taco Bell and ran with it all the way to Baja Fresh. Now burritos have lettuce and shit inside of them. Ugh, fuck lettuce.

What is the deal with the Mexican holiday, Día de los Muertos? The day of the dead sounds satanic to me and you know how America loves the Devil himself.  We are so obsessed with that guy, that we have almost stolen the Mexican holiday and all but claimed it for ourselves.

We all know history and yes, if we like it, we’ll take it. Whatever it is at the time…

I want that slice…


So Liberal You Are Conservative

10 10 2011

Want to organize and let us know what is wrong with society? Call yourself liberal and let the world have it. It really is funny how much control the people want and are willing to organize, in order to make me listen to yet another set of rules. What makes you think I want your rules implemented in my life?

If it were up to me there would be no gun control, all drugs would be legal and the Wild West rules would be fully applicable. Seeing as how I understand my process is screwed, I do not understand why people cannot see the flaws in their own personal philosophies. To this blogger, the flaws are obvious and outright.

Even my philosophies would have its flaws and nothing would ever get done. If I were in charge, the wheel would not have even gotten invented. I would have kept putting it off until later.

How to Dismantle the Government

8 10 2011

Ever wonder, “How can I do the most damage to the state?” Here is a thought, participate in it. Really, it is that simple. If you think you want change, and you’re quite sure no one has gotten it right before, stop the letter writing, the vocalization of your opinion, the fighting of “the man” and just sit back, go to work, pay your bills and let it run itself into the ground.

That’s right, revolutionary as it maybe, try participating in it quietly, so we may watch it come to a halt one these decades. We are getting closer everyday! Did you ever see The Postman or Mad Max? Oh, it’ll happen, sure, maybe not in our time, but we can do our part by doing what we are highly recommended. Go to work and die.

Go ahead, enjoy your day, lots of us will. Do what you have to do to get through the day, smile, drink, be merry, steal a car and all that good stuff. 

Ronald Reagan: Greatest President Ever

7 10 2011

Spent the evening with a few friends of mine. It wasn’t supposed to be as fun, as we made, but I found light. We listened to music, took a stroll, had a bit of coffee and found a lovely gem. Actually, one of the few gems came first:

As a young-in, Reagan and Carter debating, was the most exposure to television I experienced.  Two old men talking about stuff. After that, it was all World News Tonight with Peter Jennings. Sounded  like a great evening to me and my young impressionable mind. All those men had one thing in common, that I know of , and it was hair that looked like my hero’s, Hugh Beaumont. You know, Beaver’s Pop from Leave it to Beaver?

So, being how what a happy kid I was, my conclusion is that Reagan had to be the greatest President of the United States in my short lifetime. It was all smiles as child, wide as the eye could see. Shit, all we did was play all day. That president did not make me get a job, like all the presidents to follow.

There is the reasoning behind the thought process today. Never mind the Reaganomics. He was Gangster. Making decisions all senile and shit. You cannot top that. Try…

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